Hello Kitty Toilet Seat Cover And Bidet Is A Real Thing

You know that moment in Spaceballs when Yogurt brandishes a "Spaceballs" themed flamethrower as the franchise's shoddiest piece of merchandise?

Well, even that may seem less outlandish than this Hello Kitty-branded toilet seat. Yes folks, now the day-glow charm of Hello Kitty can be there even in your most intimate moments, using that manufactured charm to warm your heart, and, well, more. The seat is heated and comes with a warm water shower--because, you know, the whole premise wasn't already uncomfortable enough.

The seat comes from Japanese character goods maker Sanrio, according to Getty. You can check out the full photo below.

Finally, mankind has bridged the gap between litter box and toilet by in one giant step.