Bask in the Glory of KFC's Comic Con Exclusive Colonel Sanders Comic

Warning: Nothing can prepare you for the majesty of what is to come.

Fast food chain KFC is making their presence known at Comic Con International: San Diego this year with an exclusive comic book one-shot titled KFC Presents: The Colonel's Adventure Comics.

And, yes, it appears to be exactly what you think -- nay, dream!

You can see the full cover, along with the tweet that announced it, below.

If you love comics and fried chicken and subliminal marketing, then you’ll love this exclusive #SDCC comic about me! pic.twitter.com/J06w4XSU7c

— KFC (@kfc) June 30, 2015

Asked in the thread that followed, "Why is this the greatest thing I have ever seen?" KFC had a simple answer:

"Because it combines two of the greatest things on the planet: comic books and my delicious fried chicken."

The comic, which doesn't have any creative team attached to it -- we're looking to find out so that we can interview them, we promise -- is apparently part bio-comic, but presumably fictionalized and amplified to lionize its subject a la The Legend of Davy Crockett or Sam Walton's autobiography.

If you're at Comic Con International: San Diego, apparently you can get a copy. How else...? We'll find out and get back to you.