“Bad Reasons to Call Batman” Is Trending

It has been a big few days for Batman. Saturday was actually “Batman Day.” Today saw the reveal of a side of Batman that no one has ever seen before. And now “Bad Reasons to Call Batman” is trending on Twitter.

Going through the hashtag you find pretty much exactly what you expect. Lots of people providing lots of reasons why you probably shouldn’t call on the Dark Knight to help you out.

Naturally, these reasons were largely tongue-in-cheek (also, you know, Batman isn’t real), but they are definitely good for a laugh. Some of them are topical, some of them are a bit meta, and some of them are just drenched in Batman lore and geekiness.

What are you best bad reasons to call Batman? Let us hear them all in the comments section!

Keep reading to see some of your favorite tweets revealing bad reasons to call Batman.

A List

Here’s a list of bad reasons that are totally not related to each other in any way.

A Bit Meta

This one seems a little meta for Twitter.

BBQ

People should be able to cook out in peace.

Did Someone Say Robin?

You could be forgiven for this one.

The Ship is Sinking

As a veteran voice actor, he knows what’s up.

Star Trek Crossover

When Batman meets Star Trek.

A Superman Game

Did Superman make the call?

The Cat…No, Not That One

To be fair, this looks painful.

Sometimes, You Just Want to Talk

Well, what IS he thinking about?

Vs. Guy Gardner

And finally, the DC Universe streaming universe for the win.