It has been a big few days for Batman. Saturday was actually “Batman Day.” Today saw the reveal of a side of Batman that no one has ever seen before. And now “Bad Reasons to Call Batman” is trending on Twitter.
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Going through the hashtag you find pretty much exactly what you expect. Lots of people providing lots of reasons why you probably shouldn’t call on the Dark Knight to help you out.
Naturally, these reasons were largely tongue-in-cheek (also, you know, Batman isn’t real), but they are definitely good for a laugh. Some of them are topical, some of them are a bit meta, and some of them are just drenched in Batman lore and geekiness.
What are you best bad reasons to call Batman? Let us hear them all in the comments section!
Keep reading to see some of your favorite tweets revealing bad reasons to call Batman.
A List
Here’s a list of bad reasons that are totally not related to each other in any way.
When your attorney of 12 years flips & sings to FBI
— Tomi Ahonen (@tomiahonen) September 19, 2018
When also your accountant of 40 years flips & sings to FBI
And your National Security advisor flips & sings to FBI
As well as your Campaign boss flips & sings to FBI
…& your wife is about to divorce you#BadReasonsToCallBatman
A Bit Meta
This one seems a little meta for Twitter.
Nobody is liking or retweeting you #BadReasonsToCallBatman
— Jesse D Lifson (@jdlifson2184) September 19, 2018
BBQ
People should be able to cook out in peace.
People are having a bbq in the park #BadReasonsToCallBatman pic.twitter.com/MDqfYoY64Y
— Dave (@Roy2Dave) September 19, 2018
Did Someone Say Robin?
You could be forgiven for this one.
#BadReasonsToCallBatman
— Lisa Champney (@ChampneyLisa) September 19, 2018
Directions to the Red Robin. ?
The Ship is Sinking
As a veteran voice actor, he knows what’s up.
“They didn’t do the ship I really, really, REALLY wanted!!!” #BadReasonsToCallBatman
— (((Neil Kaplan))) (@NeKap) September 19, 2018
Star Trek Crossover
When Batman meets Star Trek.
#BadReasonsToCallBatman Spock’s gone missing again pic.twitter.com/N3ZhS5o8Wl
— Andrew (@_A_n_d_r_e_w_s) September 19, 2018
A Superman Game
Did Superman make the call?
#BadReasonsToCallBatman
— David Taylor II™ (@DT2ComicsChat) September 19, 2018
Because they still don’t have a Superman game that’s nearly as cool as any of the Arkham games. pic.twitter.com/jpeQFC1eGW
The Cat…No, Not That One
To be fair, this looks painful.
My cat bit me! #BadReasonsToCallBatman pic.twitter.com/4oGblDCyv5
— Cattsy ???? (@Cattereia) September 19, 2018
Sometimes, You Just Want to Talk
Well, what IS he thinking about?
So… Whatcha thinkin’ about? #BadReasonsToCallBatman pic.twitter.com/SqzbU9XkdE
— One of the Daves you know. (@TheFaceOfDave) September 19, 2018
Vs. Guy Gardner
And finally, the DC Universe streaming universe for the win.
#BadReasonsToCallBatman… to pick a fight! pic.twitter.com/uI9pczftzk
— DC Universe (@TheDCUniverse) September 19, 2018
