Super Smash Bros. Mod Brings The Horror Of Shoeless Kirby To Accursed Life

What’s hiding inside Kirby’s shoes? Up until recently, few people concerned themselves with that existential question. I just assumed to was more pink fluff (or whatever Kirby is made of), in roughly the same shape as his shoes. Well, unfortunately, Twitter user Marie Blue recently revealed the truth. If you haven’t seen this yet, get ready to have your world changed forever.

ARGH. It never stops being wrong. The Internet being the Internet, Kirby with human feet quickly became a meme, inspiring all sorts of equally disturbing fan art.

You’ll probably never see Kirby with human feet in an actual Nintendo game (at least I hope not), but Super Smash Bros. modder Lucky Jero has done the next-best thing, bringing the shameful creation to unofficial life. Get ready to take your disgust to the next level as you check out the video, above.

Well, as far as terrible mods that should never have been created go, this one is pretty well done! If you want to download this mod for some unwholesome reason, you can do that, right here. Do it know, before downloading shoeless Kirby is outlawed in all 50 states.

By the way, this year happens to mark the Kirby series 25th birthday! You can celebrate with the recently-released Team Kirby Clash Deluxe, Kirby’s Blowout Blast, which arrives this summer, and a new full-fledged action game, coming this holiday season. All three of those games are exclusive to the 3DS. It’s going to be a very pink 2017!