Long gone are the days where anchovies loomed large as the worst pizza topping. Before long, pineapple burst onto the scene and launched the pizza pie world in a new debate that will likely never be settled. Pineapple fan or not — you shouldn’t be, but that’s beside the point — there’s a new craze on the internet that’ll knock you on your butt when you see it. Are you ready for it?
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Probably not, but we’re going to tell you anyway. As it turns out, kiwi pizza is a thing in some pizzerias in Scotland and Norway. No, not a yummy fresh fruit pizza with a sweet crust and cream cheese, but your standard pizza with sliced kiwis on top. Your typical crust with tomato sauce and mozzarella cheese…then…then sliced kiwis on top.
I have can now say I have witnessed hell@DaddyWarpig pic.twitter.com/WjC48p9Y3U
— Ranba_Ral (@Ranba_Ral) January 12, 2020
The unholy abomination can be traced back to a viral Reddit post on r/ShittyFoodPorn and as such, it’s since gone mega-viral on Twitter. Keep scrolling to see what the internet is saying about this concoction…
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Miss Me With That, Psycho
Kiwis on pizza? I thought we were leaving psychopathy in 2019 pic.twitter.com/x1zWlJw7t6
— Retired student (@Praise_Thunder) January 13, 2020
Uh No Thank You
we can all agree that pineapple on pizza is trash… but kiwis hit different 🤪 pic.twitter.com/KBvjQdGnZw
— North Devonte (@ItsDevontee) January 16, 2020
Real Nasty, Real Fast
First there was pineapple pizza then kiwi pizza #AndThenItGotReal nasty pic.twitter.com/9hwhYjIHpr
— 🌹ꪑꪊꪀꪖ🇨🇦 (@MunaNawabit1) January 16, 2020
Smell Ya L8r, Internet
*Sees kiwi on pizza on online article*
— Taylor Marie Rubach (@wxxvtaylortv) January 20, 2020
*Throws entire internet away*
Maybe It’s Not Too Bad…
I just saw kiwi on pizza on my timeline and I kinda wanna try it now… pic.twitter.com/CRqj6OaRGo
— ⁎⋆✵ 𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓬𝔂 ⁺⋆⁎⁑˚ ⁷ ARSD📌 (@mochisunshinee) January 14, 2020
NVM It’s Horrid
i’m going to say this one time and one time only..
— Margo “That Blue-Haired Pixie” Indigo ♡ (@Margolndigo) January 14, 2020
kiwis do NOT under any circumstances have any business being on pizza
watch ur language, luigi
If I see that picture of pizza with kiwi on it one more fuckin time pic.twitter.com/hljps2coWH
— Saoirse (@plixybow) January 14, 2020