Captain Make America Great Again Introduced On Conan

Since the Republican National Covention (RNC) and San Diego Comic-Con (SDCC) are both taking place this week, Conan O’Brien thought it would funny to introduce Captain Make America Great Again, a mash-up of Marvel’s Captain America and Donald Trump.

MAGA: Thanks, Conan. I’ve waited a very long time to be here, I have to tell you.

Conan: We’re all thrilled to have you, Captain Make America Great Again.

MAGA: Agreed, Conan. Listen: Booking me is going to be huge for America, which needs my superpowers now more than ever.

Conan: Okay, I’m sorry. What are your superpowers?

MAGA: Well, I have all the best superpowers, Conan. Believe me, I know superpowers.

Conan: Okay. I just didn’t you had any superpowers. I’m not sure about that.

MAGA: Look-look-look-look. This city needs me, all right. I was walking around San Diego today, and frankly, this place is a dump, I have to tell you. What a dump! It’s overrun with Wookies, zombies, and Klingons.

Conan: Yeah. That’s what it’s supposed to be. It’s Comic-Con!

MAGA: Let me say this: That Klingon planet, they’re not sending their best. All right. It’s true. We’re getting rapist Klingons.

Conan: No we’re not.

MAGA: Drug dealing Klingons.

Conan: Not true.

MAGA: And they all seem very, very angry. And none of them speak English.

Conan: That’s offensive. Everything you just said is very offensive.

MAGA: Conan, I am going to build a wall between all the planets, and I will make the aliens pay for it.

Conan: That’s not… No. You should go! You should go. Your views are not welcome here.

MAGA: I will make San Diego and America great again! Hail, Hydra!

Conan airs weeknights at 11 p.m. on TBS.