On this week’s Parks & Recreation, Patton Oswalt guest-stars and delivers the most epic pitch for a movie that we’ve ever heard. Patton Oswalt is playing a Pawnee citizen who engages in a filibuster about his idea for Star Wars: Episode VII.In addition to involving some rather unusual ideas for Star Wars, the nearly nine minute pitch also weaves in a crossover with The Avengers, Spider-Man, & the X-Men. Our favorite part is when Han Solo drops Chewbacca’s severed head in front of Luke Skywalker.Of course, Disney owns the movie rights to both Star Wars and The Avengers, but Sony owns the movie rights to Spider-Man and 20th Century Fox owning the movie rights to X-Men, so there will have to be some cross-studio negotiation to bring Oswalt’s vision to life.The episode of Parks & Recreation featuring Patton Oswalt airs on Thurday, April 18 at 8:30 PM ET on NBC.
