Voldemort Gets Down In Harry Potter Parody Of Uptown Funk

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A new video released by KFaceTV brings "Uptown Funk" to the Wizarding World. The channel has released a parody of Mark Ronson's uptown funk, retitled "Dark Lord Funk."

The video has Lord Voldemort (Elijah Thomas) singing and dancing with a band of his Death Eaters. The video hits several of the award-winning music videos high notes, including the scene in the hair dresser's salon.

Check it out below:

And, for reference, here's the original Ronson music video, featuring Bruno Mars.

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And here's the complete lyrics to the parody. Enjoy.

This Wiz, I'm ice cold

Im Voldemort, That white gold

This one, for that H.P.

Says he hates me,

But what can he do?

Caught the kid, boy who lived

Harry's outta luck

With the Elder wand, stop the chosen one

Maybe make a new horcrux? (Ha!)

I'm too hot (hot hand)

Call an Auror up to try and stop this man

I'm too hot (hot hand)

Make a headmaster retire man

I'm too hot (hot hand)

Don't say my name, you know who I am!

I'm too hot (hot hand)

Am I bad 'bout this curse,

Avada down now

Albus sent ya, hallelujah (Whoo)

Albus sent ya, hallelujah (Whoo)

Albus sent ya, hallelujah (Whoo)

Cuz Dark Lord Funk gon' give it to ya!

Cuz Dark Lord Funk gon' give it to ya!

Cuz Dark Lord Funk gon' give it to ya!

Saturday night and we takin Hogwarts

Don't believe me, just watch! (Come on!)

Don't believe me, just watch!

Don't believe me, just watch!

Don't believe me, just watch!

Don't believe me, just watch!

Hey, Hey, Hey, Oh!

Stop!

Wait a minute

Fill my goblet, put some fire in it

Grasp the hands, make the vow

Come on 'Trix, seal this now!

We takin Diagon, Nocturn, Hogsmede, Anywhere!

If we show up, we gon' curse out

Badder than that Devil's Snare (Ha!)

I'm too hot (hot hand)

Call an Auror, try and stop this man

I'm too hot (hot hand)

Make a headmaster retire man

I'm too hot (hot hand)

Witch, say my name, you know who I am!

I'm too hot (hot hand)

Am I bad 'bout this curse

Crucio now

Albus sent ya, hallelujah (Whoo)

Albus sent ya, hallelujah (Whoo)

Albus sent ya, hallelujah (Whoo)

Cuz Dark Lord Funk gon' give it to ya!

Cuz Dark Lord Funk gon' give it to ya!

Cuz Dark Lord Funk gon' give it to ya!

It's Saturday night and we takin Hogwarts

Don't believe me, just watch!

Don't believe me, just watch!

Don't believe me, just watch!

Don't believe me, just watch!

Don't believe me, just watch!

Don't believe me, just watch!

Hey, Hey, Hey, Oh!

Before we leave

Imma tell Harry Potter a lil' somethin

Dark Lord Funk you up, Dark Lord Funk you up

Dark Lord Funk you up, Dark Lord Funk you up

I said Dark Lord Funk you up, Dark Lord Funk you up

Dark Lord Funk you up, Dark Lord Funk you up

Come on, curse! Just cast it,

If you got the mark, then blast it

If you're pureblood, we'll have it

No need to fear the dark magic!

Come on, curse! Just cast it,

No need to fear the dark magic,

Saturday night and we takin Hogwarts,

Don't believe me, just watch! (Come on)

Don't believe me, just watch!

Don't believe me, just watch!

Don't believe me, just watch!

Don't believe me, just watch!

Don't believe me, just watch!

Hey, Hey, Hey, Oh!

Dark Lord Funk you up, Dark Lord Funk you up (Say Whaa!?)

Dark Lord Funk you up, Dark Lord Funk you up

Dark Lord Funk you up, Dark Lord Funk you up (Say Whaa?)

Dark Lord Funk you up, Dark Lord Funk you up

Dark Lord Funk you up, Dark Lord Funk you up (Say Whaa?)

Dark Lord Funk you up, Dark Lord Funk you up… etc