There was a lot to talk about during Sunday night’s new episode of Game of Thrones. Some important people had important conversations, Daenerys learned some life-changing information, Arya took what she wanted, and all of Winterfell prepared for a battle against the Night King. But no one is talking about that. Why? Well, it’s hard to focus on anything after watching Tormund Giantsbane completely defy expectations by telling the most absurd story he could possibly think of. Every second of it was insane.
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In an effort to seemingly try and impress Brienne, Tormund told the story of how he came to be called Giantsbane, and it’s even crazier than anyone expected. Long story short: After killing a giant at age 10, Tormund climbed up into the bed of the giant’s wife. She thought Tormund to be her child so she proceeded to breastfeed him for an extended period of time. Tormund claimed that the giant’s breast milk is what made him so big and strong.
It was the most Tormund of moments, and fans on Twitter had a field day with memes, gifs, videos, and overall reactions to the story. This was quickly the talk of the town amongst the Game of Thrones faithful, and rightfully so.
Just because it doesn’t get much better than this, check out some of the best reactions to Tormund’s stellar Giantsbane story:
Down the Hatch
TFW you learn how Tormund earned the nickname “Giantsbane.” #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/fTnr0Oye1f
โ Josh Wigler (@roundhoward) April 22, 2019
Story Time
Tormund was like โwanna know why they call me giantsbane?โ pic.twitter.com/dVfv6RRO5v
โ jess โจ (@themockingjess) April 22, 2019
Weird Flex by OK
Everyone else when Tormund told the story about how he got his name #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/Cn9QiiBsnh
โ Nikki (@NikkiCiri) April 22, 2019
This is A LOT
Nobody:
โ Kathy Le (@kath_aye) April 22, 2019
Tormund: tells story about how he killed a giant and pretended to be the widowโs baby #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/wXpH2V3mDw
Tormund’s a Beautiful Mess
Can we just take, like, 5 seconds to discuss why Tormund thinks “I killed a giant when I was 10 and suckled at a giant’s breast for three months!” is a sexy pickup line? I know some people are into Brienne/Tormund but I just want her to give him this look forever #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/MWViZYtVTc
โ Tasha Robinson (@TashaRobinson) April 22, 2019
Damn
Tormund climbing into bed with the giantโs wife:pic.twitter.com/5LtOZ1HYJf
โ blacklabel alchemist (@CalebMeansDog) April 22, 2019
It All Makes Sense Now
ME: almost falls asleep
โ Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) April 22, 2019
MY BRAIN: Tormund is so attracted to Brienne because sheโs tall and strong like that giantess who breastfed him when he was 10.
Ask if He Cares
#GameofThrones
โ Lost Wizard ๐ (@Mlle_Charlene_) April 22, 2019
The dead are coming to kill everyone…
Tormund : pic.twitter.com/q7p3MSmdRH
Awkward…
#GameofThrones
โ ๐๐ท ๐๐ท๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ต๐ต๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฝ๐พ๐ช๐ต. (@SadzaWithSoul) April 22, 2019
Tormund: I killed a giant and suckled from his wife’s tits.
Everyone in the room:
pic.twitter.com/BrdQWq3LC5
Never Forget
#GameOfThrones
โ Everything, and nothing at once (@kulepenn) April 22, 2019
Reasons why Tormund likes Brienne
No one:
Tormund: pic.twitter.com/VrRS99wi4r
You Know Why They Call Me Giantsbane?
Tormund: you know why they call me Giantsbane #GameofThrones #DemThrones pic.twitter.com/MVw42Q0Dgi
โ Tiquet Wan (@TiquetWan) April 22, 2019