There's Actually A Human Centipede Toy

I was just saying the other day how there aren't enough good mouth-to-anus action figures on the market these days. Japanese company Geek Life has rectified that problem by creating Human Centipede figures based on characters from Tom Six's original 2009 film.

Now you can relive Dr Josef Heiter (Dieter Laser) horrific dream of multiple people sewn together in order to shae one digestive system with these Human Centipede figures of Lindsay (Ashley C. Williams), Jenny (Ashlynn Yennie), and Katsuro (Akihiro Kitamura). Each figure costs 2,000 yen ($17) and come in four colors -- flesh, green, blue and red.

The figures go on sale at Geek Life Store this Friday, noontime in Japan.

Check out the toy below.

Internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter has a demented vision for mankind's future existence. He wants to remove human beings' kneecaps so they have to exist on all fours and then surgically graft them mouth-to-anus to form a centipede chain. When two stranded female Americans arrive at his luxury home-cum-hospital looking for help, his long-gestating plan swiftly moves into chilling action with a shocking force. Kidnapping a third Japanese male tourist he begins the tissue matches, teeth removal and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature…

(via ihorror)