Turn Your Cat Into Totoro With These Easy Steps

Do you own a cat you hope to make hate you for years?

Then we’ve found the perfect thing for you!

Over at Kotaku, they’ve got a three-step guide to transforming your cat into Totoro.

All you do is add either paper eyes or plastic googly eyes from a crafts store, a paper slit-shaped nose and the “chest” piece to your own cat’s back.

Presto! You’ve got a Totoro and a cat who hates you!

It’s admittedly a pretty simple costume for those of you who like to dress your animals at Halloween, though.