Zombie-Proof Log Cabins Now Available

In an apparent attempt to capitalize on a certain segment of fandom’s dangerous inability to tell fantasy from reality, the UK based Tiger Log Cabins is attempting to sell zombie-proof cabins to the masses.

As reported by CNBC, the cabins only currently exist as a digital concept because no one has actually purchased one yet, which is encouraging. There has been some interest from customers in the United States, but the company does not offer shipping across the Atlantic.

The cabins feature everything you need to survive a zombie apocalypse, including an Xbox and turntables. It also comes 10-year anti-zombie guarantee, complete with fine print that divulges Tiger Log Cabins of any liability if the cabin fails to protect you from an actual, real life zombie.

Here’s a complete feature-list, from their website:

> The ZFC-1 features high-grade 44mm interlocking planned and finished logs;

> The ZFC-1 features a specially designed 4-way chamfered notch-joint system ensuring a tight fit to all boards with little room for damp, wind or zombie penetration;

> The ZFC-1 features square cut logs at the end to make it very difficult for zombies to climb onto the roof;

> The ZFC-1 features factory fitted pressure treated weatherproof heavy duty floor joists;

> The ZFC-1 features heavy duty green mineral roofing felt;

> The ZFC-1 features extra secure doors and windows;

> The ZFC-1 features high quality glazing which is factory siliconed and internally beaded to all doors and windows.

> The ZFC-1 comes with a 10 YEAR ANTI ZOMBIE GUARANTEE*.

This sturdy defense against things that do not exist will only run you just over $110,000, so check out the Tiger Log Cabins website if you’re interested.