Fellow gamers, we’ve all been there. Those up until 5 AM gaming seasons where you could have sworn you were only going to play five more minutes then whoops … hey, Sun … been there long? We get it, it happens. Luckily, there’s one brand that feels this pain right along with us and because of that, they’ve created the ultimate coffee line. Player One coffee has the best of the best of those delicious beans that will have you screaming “LEEEROOOOYYYYY JENNKIIIIINNSSSS” in all of your glory.
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“We mean it when we say it. Everyone who works at Player One Coffee has spent countless nights where the phrase “just one more game” has been uttered dozens of times. ‘Just one more game’ turns into twenty more games when you’re sipping on Player One Coffee.” The company over at Player One Coffee has a roast for everyone. They have wares, if you have coin:
- Leeroy Jenkins Extra Caffeine – $14.99
- Overclocked Omen Dark Roast – $14.99
- God’s Gift to Gamers Medium Roast – $14.99
- First Person Smoother Light Roast – $14.99
“Player One Coffee shares this vision and hopes to bring about this world by producing premium coffee blends roasted by gamers, for gamers. Player One Coffee packs the punch to give you the mental acuity you need to rise to any virtual challenge. Other brands are lacking in this regard, a fact that stems from how they view gaming.
Other brands will tell you that playing video games is the epitome of laziness, but gamers know better. Competitive online games require skills honed through dedication and practice, an intense level of focus, and an insatiable drive to be the best. Other coffee brands refuse to acknowledge these facts, dooming them to rely on luck to beat Player One Coffee’s clear edge in skill.
The next time you’re going over your items to enter a dungeon, rescue the princess, or game with some friends, you know what type of coffee should be in your inventory.”
