Mario Fans Demand More Booty After First Movie Poster
It's a bit... flatter than some were expecting.
prevnextCant wait too see this trailer so excited! Tho I’m hearing twitter is having a issues with Mario flat butt in This and i completely agree! 😂😂#mariomovie pic.twitter.com/ro39aGbPj2
— FlareySensei (@FlareySensei) October 4, 2022
Illumination probably wasn't expecting this discourse.
prevnextI didn’t expect the Super Mario movie poster reveal to cause everyone to start talking about butts, but I’m here for it. 🍑
— Spiffy Skunk ✨🦨✨ (@spiffyskunk) October 4, 2022
It's a matter of practicality!
prevnextWhere's Mario's butt? He can't kill Goombas with that! https://t.co/fa4VyGQVXh
— Ashley🎨📝 (@ashley_actually) October 4, 2022
This time they've gone too far!
prevnextThey took Mario’s butt away which makes no sense because he springs around bouncing and jumping and squatting everywhere. This is more offensive than the Lola bunny thing people were mad about. pic.twitter.com/pmuq3xUOFE
— who decides what’s the bottom of all this? (@xwilkmanx) October 4, 2022
Must have been all those Ground Pounds.
prevnextThe #mariomovie poster is amazing but.... why does mario have such a pancake butt.
— Philip Centore (@CentorePhilip) October 4, 2022
The body shaming is real.
prevnext@NintendoAmerica, after everything Mario has done for you you really gonna leave him with literally 0 butt? Bruh flatter than an iron. pic.twitter.com/FXdRreDpJj
— howard sternum (@dvmifivnd) October 4, 2022
Mario's flat behind was canon all along.
prevnextMany have commented on Mario's butt being flat, but I think Odyssey confirms that Mario isn't really thicc. Yes, this is vital info.
— LuigiKreepyKat ~ 🎃👻 (@LuigiKittyKat) October 4, 2022
Hey, maybe it's for the best!
prevOne silver lining to Mario having a small butt is the possibility that the movie won’t be full of fart jokes like we’d expect from Minions.
— Witch Puppy Fen! 🔮🐶 (@FenDoggles) October 4, 2022