Every time Aldos Jones pumps out one of his wonderfully bizarre trailers, we immediately post it. How can you not share them with the world? However, Jones isn't satisfied with just making "Weird Trailers," so he has branched out to create a new "Weird Virals" series. And to kick things off, he has edited together footage from first Thor: Ragnarok trailer and Tim Burton's unlikely love story Edward Scissorhands (1990)
After Hela makes a jaw-dropping introduction by crushing Mjolnir to pieces, declaring "Asgard is dead," and releasing a wave of destruction upon the realm, Thor lands on the planet of Sakaar and gets a unpleasant welcome from its inhabitants. Now, as their prisoner, Thor is dragged to a chair and gets his beautiful, golden locks chopped off.
In Jones's video, the shy and innocent creature with scissor blades for hands steps up behind the God of Thunder and goes to work, giving him a one-of-a-kind hairstyle. Like the gossipy housewives before him, a haircut from Edward is an orgasmic experience for Thor.
Thor is imprisoned on the other side of the universe without his mighty hammer and finds himself in a race against time to get back to Asgard to stop Ragnarok – the destruction of his homeworld and the end of Asgardian civilization – at the hands of an all-powerful new threat, the ruthless Hela. But first he must survive a deadly gladatorial contest that pits him against his former ally and fellow Avenger – The Incredible Hulk!"
The cast features Chris Hemsworth in the title role for the fifth time; Tom Hiddleston as Thor's adversarial, adopted brother, Loki; Idris Elba as the Asgardian sentry, Heimdall; Sir Anthony Hopkins again portraying Odin, Ruler of Asgard; Mark Ruffalo reprising his role of Bruce Banner/the Hulk; Cate Blanchett as the mysterious and powerful new villain Hela; Jeff Goldblum as the eccentric Grandmaster; Tessa Thompson bring the classic hero Valkyrie to life on the big screen; and Karl Urban will add his might to the fray as Skurge.
Thor: Ragnarok is directed by Taika Waititi, written by Craig Kyle, and will open in theaters November 3, 2017.
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