This Mary Poppins Umbrella Is Practically Perfect

This Mary Poppins umbrella is practically perfect in every way — it says so right there on the canvas. It's also an official Disney product that comes complete with the signature parrot head on the handle.

You can pre-order it here for $36.99 with free shipping slated for October. That's a small price to pay to breathe new life into "I'm Mary Poppins, y'all" jokes. Plus, you'll have it in plenty of time for the premiere of Mary Poppins Returns on Dec. 19th.

The umbrella is part of a whole new range of cute Mary Poppins merch that includes a "Spoonful of Sugar" apron, "Practically Perfect" cup and saucer set, tape measure mug, umbrella accessory dish, and penguin waiter salt and pepper shakers. You can shop the entire collection right here, with prices ranging from $19.99 to $29.99 with free shipping.

The Rotten Tomatoes synopsis for Mary Poppins Returns reads:

"Directed and produced by Rob Marshall, "Mary Poppins Returns" also stars Lin-Manuel Miranda, Ben Whishaw, Emily Mortimer and Julie Walters with Colin Firth and Meryl Streep. The film, which introduces three new Banks children, played by Pixie Davies, Nathanael Saleh and newcomer Joel Dawson, also features Dick Van Dyke and Angela Lansbury. The film is set in 1930s depression-era London (the time period of the original novels) and is drawn from the wealth of material in PL Travers' additional seven books.

In the story, Michael (Whishaw) and Jane (Mortimer) are now grown up, with Michael, his three children and their housekeeper, Ellen (Walters), living on Cherry Tree Lane. After Michael suffers a personal loss, the enigmatic nanny Mary Poppins (Blunt) re-enters the lives of the Banks family, and, along with the optimistic street lamplighter Jack (Miranda), uses her unique magical skills to help the family rediscover the joy and wonder missing in their lives. Mary Poppins also introduces the children to a new assortment of colorful and whimsical characters, including her eccentric cousin, Topsy (Streep).

The film is produced by Marshall, John DeLuca and Marc Platt. The screenplay is by David Magee based on The Mary Poppins Stories by PL Travers with Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman writing all new songs and Shaiman composing an original score."

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