Hatch A Dinosaur When You Light This Candle

What's cooler than getting an adorable baby velociraptor for Christmas?

Getting an egg-shaped candle that will hatch into an adorable baby velociraptor for less than $50 at Christmastime.

You can do just that over at Firebox, where of course the product description is full of plenty of Jurassic Park jokes.

It doesn't say what material the velociraptor is made of, other than the fact that it kind of looks like porcelain and apparently doesn't melt when in proximity to flame. And while it's listed as being for pre-order? Well, the availability date is tomorrow...!