The Most Hilarious FCC Complaints About The WWE
At one point or another, I'm sure you've been disappointed with something you've seen on RAW or [...]
Big E "jiratting"
I've been watching wrestling for 30 years. I'm pretty sure "tight crotch pants" are pretty standard. This person has no problem with people hitting each other with sledge hammers, but Wade Barrett's infamous pelvis shake was just too much!
prevnextImpersonating an officer
Either someone was so outraged at seeing local independant wrestlers come down and arrest Dean Ambrose or this was a backlogged complaint about the Big Bossman.
prevnextAmbrose "assulted"
This one makes sense. The authority angle was getting old and no one wants to be "assulted."
prevnextDon't make us follow the buzzards!
I looked up the match listing for Smackdown on 10/18/13 and it kicked off with The Wyatts. Apparently their victory over Kofi Kingston and The Miz completely rocked the relgious foundation of this entire Hayward, CA town.
prevnextRusev, the terrorist.
I hate to imagine this person watching the WWE during the Iron Shiek's era or when Sgt. Slaughter became an Iraqi sympathizer. And I shouldn't have to state this, but just so we're clear; attempting to rip down the flag is literally not illegal nor an act of terrorism. Literally. Also, it's spelled Rusev.
prevnextWardrobe malfunction
Someone was so upset about seeing Brie Bella's nipple that they DVR'd it for "evidence."
Ok, sure.
The investigation must still be ongoing.
prevnext5 knuckle shuffle
How much time do you think this person spent on their "further research"? Did they go down to the library and comb through old hip hop magazines? Did they have three sources? Footnotes? Or did they just compile the most interesting Google search history in their suburb?
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