Captain America Theme Song Pokes Fun Of America’s Problems

Just in time to celebrate the U.S.’s birthday, Fox’s Animation Domination HD (ADHD) has given America’s most patriotic superhero, Captain America, a theme song.

Of course, the sarcastic theme song is hardly as patriotic as the real Captain America, listing off America’s many problems rather than extolling its virtues: poor performance in education, overconsumption, obesity, etc.

Watch it and have a laugh. Marvel’s Captain America will appear in Avengers: Age of Ultron, opening May 1, 2015. Probably without this theme song. Probably.