Dear Megan, You’re No Scarlett

“Transformers2” and “Jonah Hex” star Megan Fox recently made headlines by calling out fellow hottie Scarlett Johannson (Iron Man 2): “I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson – who I have nothing against. But I don’t want to have to go on talkshows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve every learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak’. And while fanboys throughout the world screamed CATFIGHT!, we at ComicBook.com have to scold Ms. Fox for taking shots at Ms. Johannson.Because, the way we see it, Megan, you’re no Scarlett.Here’s why:Scarlett can actually act.While you’re running around avoiding Decepticons and screaming, Scarlett is actually appearing in movies where she has to, well, act. Like “Lost in Translation”.You think you could have pulled that off Megan?Not a chance.Woody Allen doesn’t put just anyone in his films, but he sure calls on Scarlett a lot.How’s that phone ringing, Fox?Scarlett hasn’t trashed her body with tattoos.Sure, the occasional tat is nice, but you’ve written a freaking paragraph on your entire left side.For someone that feels she doesn’t need to prove her intellectual mettle, why do you have quotes all over your skin?If I wanted to read a book, I’d go to the library.Scarlett at least has the sense to leave her body the way it should be: beautiful and sexy.