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Top Ten Changes To The Spider-Man Broadway Show

10. What’s to change? It’s perfect! 9. Opened extra box-office for refunds. 8. New sidekick, concussion boy. 7. Lots of songs about cast members filling out workman’s compensation forms. 6. Plagiarized word-for-word from the hit broadway show “Jackie Mason: The Ultimate Jew.” 5. Following Tony Awards sweep, renamed the show “Spider-Mormon.” 4. Story is now mostly about Spider-Man’s wacky next-door neighbor, Roy. 3. It’s just like the Spider-Man movies, minus the stars, special effects, and safety regulations. 2. Accidents now accompanied by hilarious “boing” sound effect. 1. To help more Americans identify with him, Spider-Man now weighs 350 pounds.