Internet Ripping $2.5M Watch Apart Thinking It's A Burger King Toy
This look like a Burger King watch https://t.co/T3AiVGDMsl— Loafer connoisseur (@Al_Laflare) [...]
Rugrats Bling
The tommy pickles one pic.twitter.com/zR09h5HlK1
— Da Baby’s Mustache aka Mom🧴 (@backwoodBae) January 19, 2020
WOW... They took it took all the way back to the Rugrats Burger King watch! Applaud Twitter for that one!
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Yea they ain’t fooling me pic.twitter.com/VmSAB5KfPh
— Tommy Strawn (@MontanaroParco) January 19, 2020
If you want to represent for America's favorite animated sitcom family, a $2.5M watch is a great way to go.
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i'm actually dying you can get a less McDonalds looking one for so much less pic.twitter.com/UsjPq1dahA
— #1 Beastars and CATS Stan Account (@furrygahbidge) January 20, 2020
Here are your options: the toy-looking watch for $2.5M, or a more formal and badass-looking watch of the same design for $25. Up to you.
prevnextOK Boomer...
Yeah, great! Who gives a fuck. If platinum looked like cheap aluminum, we’d throw that shit in the trash. Only worth what someone will pay. Enjoy your stupid watch, Richard.#waste
— chickentendaroni (@chickentendaro1) January 20, 2020
A fine jewelry expert tried to lend some expertise on why this Blue Sapphire watch costs $2.5M. As you can see, Twitter wasn't having it.
prevnextBetter Idea
The comparison I like is that you could pay someone 50k a year to follow you around and tell you the time any time you ask for the rest of your life for less.
— Neil Shirtcliffe (@N_Shirtcliffe) January 20, 2020
It's crazy what a better plan and/or use of money can get you.
prevnextTyler Told Us
— as if it matters if you think it matters anymore (@watchtherome) January 19, 2020
Tyler The Creator may be seen as something of a mad thinker, but apparently he was right on the money with this little flash of brilliance.
prevnextStill the G.O.A.T.
Watches are fucking stupid
— Dawson Cruz (@guamtrash) January 19, 2020
For our buck, this is still one of the greatest watches of all time, hands down.
prevnextTrash Experts
This watch is $191,000
Richard Mille Specializes in this tacky expensive trash so we know who to guillotine first. pic.twitter.com/0i6teqCCyF
— Steven Rice (@BilionaireMayor) January 20, 2020
Apparently Richard Mille has a PR hurdle to get over: getting clowned for expensive watches that look silly is not a good look for the brand.
prevnextThe Real Expert
Watches are fucking stupid
— Dawson Cruz (@guamtrash) January 19, 2020
Who knows: Now that we're living in the era of smartphones, maybe this guy has it right?
prevnextThe Hero We Need
@A_Flawed_King blood idk how this happened
— Loafer connoisseur (@Al_Laflare) January 20, 2020
The man didn't set out to be a hero, but a hero is what he's become. Applaud that man.
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