Block Mr. Peanut Trends After 21 Year Old Baby Nut Tries To Buy Beer
Earlier today a development unfolded with Planters' peanut mascot, having previously killed off [...]
I won't have it.
prevnextI have to go to bed but I would love to wake to a world where #BlockMrPeanut is trending. He thinks he can just push himself to the front of public consciousness though cute forced vitality. Not the year for it. I won't have it. pic.twitter.com/qfnZZUOq01
— Mr Sunday Movies (@mrsundaymovies) August 11, 2020
The world after everyone blocks Mr.Peanut
prevnextThe world after everyone blocks Mr.Peanut #BlockMrPeanut pic.twitter.com/kumj4SZfoY
— ((Fitzy)) 🐝 (@TheFknLizrdKing) August 11, 2020
I WILL END YOU
prevnexti am, quite frankly, disgusted by mr. peanut's reincarnation. first, he shoves his ugly marketing scheme down our throat, and then he COMMITS A CRIME. WE KNOW YOU ARE NOT 21. WHO ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO FOOL???? I WILL END YOU, THESE HANDS DONT DISCRIMINATE. #BlockMrPeanut pic.twitter.com/DcieUlC4wA
— epic GIBBY (@epic_gibby) August 11, 2020
I want to see a birth certificate
prevnextI want to see a birth certificate, there's no way that baby nut is now a 21-years old beer drinking peanut, until then I will #BlockMrPeanut for lying to the American public and frankly engaging in dangerous behavior. pic.twitter.com/iCE8pSnvrL
— I make you laugh, so? (@Otoxha) August 11, 2020
Why does Mr. Peanut think he’s better
prevnextWhy does Mr. Peanut think he’s better than other peanuts? #BlockMrPeanut pic.twitter.com/QDufmQrrdk
— Wesley Walker (@NotTheWesinator) August 11, 2020
Peanut Jr. Is 5' 8"
prevnextSomebody tell me why the fuck Peanut Jr. Is 5' 8".WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME IM SHORTER THAN A FUCKING PEANUT #BlockMrPeanut pic.twitter.com/GYIP1mFVqx
— Gay disappointment 🐝 (@thatoneweebenby) August 11, 2020
Mr.Peanut after he gets blocked
prevnextMr.Peanut after he gets blocked by everyone. #BlockMrPeanut pic.twitter.com/jVBrvlQhpG
— Bluenevolent (@Bluenevolent) August 11, 2020
He poisoned our water supply
prevnext#BlockMrPeanut
— TP (@MasterTP1) August 11, 2020
He poisoned our water supply, burnt our crops, and delivered a plague upon our houses. pic.twitter.com/Immn1NcFbr
That means he aged 40 days in one day.
prevnextIf @MrPeanut aged 21 years sense February 2nd, that means he aged 40 days in one day. Therefore the original nut was 4160 years old. #BlockMrPeanut
— Cole Ebert (@C_ebes_) August 11, 2020
Buster did nothing wrong
prevAlright, I understand Mr. Peanut, but Buster did nothing wrong #BlockMrPeanut #Blockbuster pic.twitter.com/oszwn2YUW9
— Andrew Hsu (@TheJokingFace) August 11, 2020