The Pentagon Declassifies New UFO Tapes and the Internet Rightfully Freaks Out
Monday afternoon, the United States Department of Defense officially declassified three videos [...]
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US Navy: There are UFO’s.
Us: Sounds nice here’s some banana bread I made.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) April 27, 2020
Nothing Is Surprising
the government literally just admitted to the existence of actual UFOs (and released videos) because at this point nothing else could really surprise us.
— Michael J. Murphy (@MikeyMurphy) April 27, 2020
You Needed to Open Your Eye Sooner
The Pentagon released proof of UFOs? damn that's crazy I already knew they were real 💯
— Cryptic (@CrypticNoOne) April 27, 2020
See, Video Games DO Pay Off!
The Air Force pilot in the UFO video is *so happy* when he gets his auto-tracking to lock on to one of the aliens. What a great day at work for that guy.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) April 27, 2020
Where Are the Aliens
The pentagon just randomly confirmed UFO’s... why do I feel like something crazy is about to follow this... pic.twitter.com/zQKm2joFJc
— ZÉ TAYLOR (@FATHERBONNET) April 27, 2020
Turnip
the us government: confirms the existence of ufos
everyone: ayyyee who has good turnip prices??
— funky student (@natskashi) April 27, 2020
Dance Party
Actual footage inside the UFO pic.twitter.com/O0jnt2Ipax
— Bryce 💫 #ncat (@taviares) April 27, 2020
Nostradamus Over Here
This tweet didn’t age well. #UFOs https://t.co/xhkJQ0ppVw
— Santiago Mayer (@santiagomayer_) April 27, 2020
Branding Is Key
We’re rebranding “UFO” as “UAP” (unidentified aerial phenomena). Great way to hype up the fan base before the big “we have proof of aliens” album release. 😂 https://t.co/7h1Rc8oxVL
— Mike Shinoda (@mikeshinoda) April 27, 2020
Twitter Does
Cool that they’ve literally confirmed UFOs and no one gives a shit!!!!!!
— Carey O'Donnell (@ecareyo) April 27, 2020