New Dancing Cabbage Patch Dolls Coming For Christmas...And Cabbage Patch Hair You Can Wear

Since it's Back to the Future Day and all, it seems like the perfect time to revisit one of the most popular toy lines of the 1980s.

And Wicked Cool Toys has us covered; yesterday, they released a new video trailer for a modern update of a long-time fan favorite: Dancing Cabbage Patch Kid dolls.

The Cabbage Patch Kid Performer measures in at just over 12" and dances to the James Brown classic "I Feel Good (I've Got You!)."

You can check it out below.

The dancing model is just one of a number of Cabbage Patch Kids-branded toys coming out for Christmas this year; you can see a quick rundown of Wicked Cool Toys' holiday lineup for the young 'uns below.

14” Cabbage Patch Kids

There's a new line of fabulous new Kids® in town and one made
especially for every child and parent of today! The innovative and adoptable 14” Cabbage Patch Kids are ready for fun, fashion and love and will create magical memories and be a part of your child's life and a friend forever! With eight different fashion themes and a varied matrix of Kids® to choose from, there is sure to be a Cabbage Patch Kid that relates to your very own child's personality.

The new Kids® collection includes the Preppy Girl, Rocker Girl, Adventure Girl, Glitz Girl, Trendy Girl, Glam Girl, Vintage Girl and the Adventure Boy. The new ‘Kids® collection features girls and boys in the new styles, and each comes with a unique one-of-a-
kind name, birth date and their very own birth certificate and adoption paper from BabyLand General® Hospital. And, now for the first time ever, these Cabbage Patch Kids feature a bracelet with a heart shaped charm that interacts with the Kids' newest best friends - the adorable Adoptimal Pets. Make the promise to love and care for your Kid® and take the Oath of Adoption to join the Cabbage Patch Kids family today! Ages 3+, SRP: $34.99.


Adorable, cute, cuddly, and looking for a good
home, the Adoptimals are the Cabbage Patch Kids' newest best friends and you have the key to their little hearts! These 8 inch furry little friends are loaded with cuteness and include pet sounds, phrases and a special heart locket that lights up.
Pair them up with one of the 14" Cabbage Patch Kids who have the heart key bracelet that
unlocks your pet's magical heart beat and lights, or simply collect and play with them all on their own. Each precious pet includes a bowl and brush. Take the Oath of Pet Adoption and give your Adoptimal a name you choose! Ages 3+, SRP: $19.99.

CPK Dancing Toddler

Boogie down baby and get into the groove with the first ever Cabbage Patch Dancing Toddler Performer! These talented Cabbage Patch Kids® are ready for adoption from BabyLand General Hospital with the dream of dancing with YOU! Simply squeeze their hand to hear everyone’s favorite dance song “I Feel Good” and watch them dance! Take the Oath of Adoption today and start dancing with your baby! Ages 2+, SRP:

Cabbage Patch Kids Hat Assortment

Parents will be head over heels in love with the Cabbage Patch Kids Hats
as they place them on their own children and witness their very own Cabbage Patch Kid® come to life! Made of quality yarn, kids can Cabbagize their style featuring signature CPK colors and hairstyles made famous by Xavier Robert’s Cabbage Patch Kids® including blonde and brunette. These precious hats make the cuteness factor go through the roof and are perfect for dress-up, pictures, parties, gifts, and a bundle of fun! These darling hats fit children sizes 3-4. SRP: $14.99.

Rainforest Cuties

The all-new Cabbage Patch Rainforest Cuties are as snug as a bug
in a rug and need your love and care! Inspired by the color and beauty of the tropics, these soft and cuddly Cuties are all dressed up in bright colored costumes of their favorite animals including a Ladybug, Monkey, Frog, Butterfly and Jaguar. Cuties love to suck their thumb and feature a snuggly onesie with an adjustable hood, ready for adventure. Cute and cuddly, little ones will be begging mommy to collect them all so they can have their own Cabbage Patch Kingdom! Ages 18 months +, SRP: $9.99.

Drink N' Wet Newborn

Make room in your heart for the Cabbage Patch Kids Drink N’ Wet Newborn! Just like real
newborns, with a little imagicillin and a lot of love, this newborn comes to life for feeding and changing. Every little one just loves to emulate their mommy and will have hours of fun embracing special "mommy like" moments as they feed their Drink N' Wet Newborn. Add water to the bottle included and care for your baby when a new diaper is needed. There are five adorable fashions to choose from and each newborn comes with its own bottle. Take the Oath of Adoption today and give this Cabbage Patch Kid a loving home! Ages 2+, SRP: $19.99.

Naptime at BabyLand

For the first time ever, Cabbage Patch Kids Naptime at BabyLand Babies are celebrating BabyLand General Hospital in a big way! Now you can learn all about where your Cabbage Patch Baby was born. These endearing Naptime at BabyLand babies are the perfect way to introduce little ones to their first one-of-a-kind Cabbage Patch Kid and embrace those magical childhood memories that will be shared for generations to come! Measuring in at 12.5", the BabyLand Babies include six realistic baby fashions with beautiful fabrics and exciting new prints. Each baby comes with a personalized birth certificate, adoption papers, a blanket and a pacifier or bottle. Precious, priceless and perfect for collecting your own nostalgic BabyLand Nursery! Take the Oath of Adoption today and give this Cabbage Patch baby a loving home! Ages 18 months +, SRP: $29.99.

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...I won't lie. I might buy one of those hats. If only for the darkly comic value of wearing it myself...!