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Zelda: Breath Of The Wild Shield Backpack Is So Dorky You May Need To Use It For Real

I love pretty much everything about The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, but…I’m not sure […]

I love pretty much everything about The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, but…I’m not sure I love this. The enterprising nerds a ThinkGeek have unveiled an officially-licensed Breath of the Wild shield backpack, and I’ll give it to them, it’s definitely nicely detailed! A quality piece of merch! That said, anybody who leaves the house with this on might have to use it for real, because literally everybody will want to punch them.

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Here’s ThinkGeek’s official rundown of the shield:

Cram all your books into this backpack modeled after the Traveler’s Shield from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild to protect them. It has a padded back and straps (to protect you), and a double zippered closure so you can get to your stuff quick. Because we’ve heard it’s dangerous to go alone.

A sturdy shield loved by many an adventurer, this Breath of the Wild Shield Backpack will shield your important stuff from the real world. As an added bonus you can’t get in game, its bright blue features a print of the Sheikah’s Eye Symbol and a padded laptop/tablet sleeve. It’s best suited to helping you carry stuff, not so much defending against weak monsters or animals. Oh, and don’t actually use it for shield surfing.

  • Breath of the Wild Shield Backpack
  • Officially-licensed The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • Modeled after the in-game Traveler’s Shield
  • Bright blue interior features a print of the Sheikah’s Eye Symbol
  • Closes with double zipper
  • Padded laptop/tablet sleeve inside
  • Interior organizer with zipped pocket and 3 open pouches
  • Lightly padded hardsided front
  • Heavily padded back with adjustable backpack straps
  • Top handle for easy grab-and-go action or simple hanging
  • Exterior Dimensions: 18″ diameter x 3 1/2″ deep
  • Laptop/Tablet Sleeve: 10 1/2″ wide x 1 1/2″ deep x 12 1/2″ tall
  • Weight: 1 1/2 lbs.

Okay, okay, maybe I’m being mean. I mean, if I was planning to cosplay as Link this would definitely be a must-have accessory. It might also be helpful for delivering pizza? If you’re a cosplaying pizza delivery guy, you can order your Breath of the Wild shield backpack, right here.

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