Waffle House Is Temporarily Closing One-Fifth of Its Locations Amid Coronavirus Pandemic
Waffle House, a restaurant chain well-noted for its ability to remain open despite various [...]
It's Going to Be a Long Haul
prevnextLook me in the eye and tell me something that can close 360 Waffle Houses is going to be "all better by Easter". https://t.co/jUi3YM9xkR
— d j o r f f (@jurph) March 25, 2020
It's Real Now
prevnextIt’s real real now. Waffle Houses do not close. Just ask anybody in Hurricane prone areas.
— GhostyGirlonLockdown (@ghostylee140) March 24, 2020
The Index
prevnextWaffle House index: if after a hurricane, local waffle houses are open with a full menu, things are basically good. Limited menu, they’re ok. If they close, it’s bad.
After Hurricane Katrina, 107 closed.
365 closed today.
— Dr. David Shiffman (@WhySharksMatter) March 25, 2020
What About IHOP
prevnextEvery southerner, my whole life: "When Waffle Houses close, that's when you know it's serious. Waffle House Index! Only disaster metric I trust!"
Now watch as many of them abandon even this ingrained wisdom. They'll go own libs at ihop. Terrorists hate us for our ihop
— Jason Kirk, social distancing expert (@thejasonkirk) March 25, 2020
History Book
prevnext"oh well we started to take it seriously when the waffle houses closed" is gonna be in a history book
— Karen (@karen_darlin) March 25, 2020
Apocalyptic Times
prevnextWaffle Houses are closing??? It really is the end of the world https://t.co/bvnlQ1yL9h
— Meso(Simpioma) (@thelioma_meso) March 24, 2020
Doomed
prevIf it gets to all Waffle Houses closed, we're doomed. Waffle House never closes. Just ask FEMA. #wafflehouseindex https://t.co/gSJaFwU3ZT
— Erica (@wanderlustadv) March 25, 2020