Dolittle Ending Leaves Moviegoers in Shock
Peak of cinema
prevnextThe peak of cinema has been reached in #Dolittle where Ralph Fiennes, voicing a CGI tiger named Barry, gets kicked in the crotch, yelps with all he's got and says "Ooo my Barry's berries!"
And all that's before Robert Downey Jr. pulls bagpipes out of a dragon's rectum.
— Wil Loper (@TheCantaLoper) January 19, 2020
Dragon farts
prevnext***SPOILERS FOR DOLITTLE***
You know the part in the trailer where it looks like there’s a bunch of wind blowing in his face? That’s a dragon fart.
— Henry Feil (@henry_feil98) January 19, 2020
Nothing can prepare you
prevnextNothing in Dolittle (or life) prepares you for a multi-minute sequence of Robert Downey Jr deciding, without much rhyme or reason, to have his animal companions turn a dragon on her back while he digs corpses from her asshole as she grunts and rips a massive fart.
— 🎄Wess🏳️🌈 (@GeekyManatee) January 19, 2020
Seriously nothing
prevnextI had been warned over and over again before I went to see Dolittle, but nothing, and I mean NOTHING, could have prepared me for the visceral experience of having to watch Robert Downey Jr. pull a set of bagpipes out of a dragon's ass
— Austin Olivia Kendrick (@aussie_olivia) January 19, 2020
It felt like 5 hours...
prevnextOver the course of maybe 90 seconds that feels like five hours, Dolittle extracts the bones and armor of several Spanish soldiers, just ripping corpses from the dragon’s anus before finally arriving at the source of the blockage, a set of bagpipes.
— Jacob Chapman (@itsbonedaddy) January 19, 2020
Bagpipes, people!
prevnextOne of the biggest plot points of the new Dolittle movie involves RDJ performing a colonoscopy on a dragon to remove a set of bagpipes...that's all you need to know
— AK (@AlexKrnacik) January 19, 2020
We wish we were kidding
prevnextI’m not one to give out spoilers, but feel like I need to make an exception this one time:
— Faronheit (@faronheit) January 19, 2020
The climax of the new #Dolittle reboot features a 5 minute scene where the doctor sticks his hand inside a constipated dragon’s asshole to remove a set of bagpipes. I wish I was kidding.
Die terrified
prevnextI thought I had seen everything in my life, but then Dr. Dolittle gave a dragon a rectal exam. Now I can die terrified#Dolittle #DolittleMovie
— Double U (@TheWaynemaker) January 18, 2020
Dragon enema
prevnextThe dragon enema goes on for so long.#Dolittle
— Dylan Elliott 📽️😺 (@FritSlang) January 18, 2020
Well, it's not Cats
prevAdd Dolittle to the list of things I’d rather watch than Cats.
And RDJ anally probes a dragon in this.
— Amanda the Jedi (@AmandaTheJedi) January 18, 2020