Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: New Year's Resolutions

It's New Year's Day, which means it's time for everyone to make their New Year's resolutions. While we're all deciding to exercise more and eat better, we think some of the characters from some of our favorite TV shows could stand to make some resolutions of their own.

The characters on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.certainly had an eventful 2014, but they've got plenty of things to work on over the next twelve months. Here are some of our suggestions for their 2015 New Year's resolutions.

Agent Phil Coulson – Take an art class

Look, Phil, you're obviously dedicated to your craft. For most of the year, but been drawing daily - heck, co-workers say there are times when they could barely pull you away from your wall – but you just don't seem to be growing as an artist. You need to learn some new skills, maybe try a medium other than wall art, really find your voice and diversify your portfolio. We're not trying to be mean, we're just offering some constructive criticism.

Agent Melinda May – Practice better identity theft protection

It's a new era. People don't just steal your possessions anymore, they steal your legal personhood. Agent May was the victim of identity theft in 2014, and we're hoping she does a better job of protecting herself in 2015. It just takes simple steps: create some more secure passwords, only surf secure internet locations, don't let a spy agent for a secret terrorist organization borrow your face. You know, the little things.

Bobbi Morse and Lance Hunter – Focus on being you

Bobbi and Lance have a lot of history, and a lot of emotion built up from their past marriage. Maybe a relapse was inevitable once they started working together, but both should really take some more time away from each. It's important to remember who you are without your significant other, especially when you're both trained special agents who could probably hurt each other as much physically as emotionally.

Skye – Really rediscover yourself

Seriously, Skye - or should we call you Daisy? - we don't even know who you are anymore. Are you a computer hacker? A S.H.I.E.L.D. agent? An inhuman? All three? We think maybe you should try to get back in touch with your roots, maybe jump on one of those ancestry websites and trace your heritage, or talk to your father, Doctor Cal. He seems like a reasonable guy, right? No, really, we want answers.

Grant Ward – Get over her

Enough with the lovesick puppy thing, Ward. Skye shot you. If that's not closure I don't know what is. Maybe now you can stop following her around? Seriously, it was getting kind of creepy. We're sure you'll meet a nice girl soon. That Agent 33 seems to have a thing for you, right? In the meantime, maybe you can stay with some fami…oh, yeah, nevermind.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.returns to ABC in March.