Last night’s WWE Smackdown was an absolutely insanely entertaining two hours of television. When Bray Wyatt getting a bunch of sheep people to hold Randy Orton down isn’t even the most memorable moment, you know it was a great night.
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Then again, SD Live always seems to give us a new high point that we didn’t see coming so I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised.
We were treated to not one, not two, but three different Nikki Bellas as John Cena and his special lady friend were absolutely roasted by The Miz and Maryse.
We were also treated to an unexpected title change as well as a compelling reason to watch 50 year old Shane McMahon maim himself at WrestleMania 33.
There were so many great moments of the night, but click through the slides to see the 5 most WTF moments of the night.
He was a star in NXT!
Should we be mad Tyler Breeze was relegated to a cross dressing Nikki Bella who then had to literally take Nikki Bella’s finisherย or just be happyย the former NXTย Standout wasย featured with the company’s top star TV at all?ย
I have so many conflicted emotions that have nothing to do with seeing Tyler Breeze in a bikini. I swear.
Miz and Maryse could come out of this as babyfaces
How are we supposed to root against them now? Last night’s Total Bellasย performance by The Mizย and Maryseย has solidified them as the best heels and faces on the Smackdown roster.ย
With both Cena and Nikki scheduled to take some time off after this year’s WrestleMania, could we actually get The Mizย and Maryseย as the new (way more likable than Cenaย and Nikki) it couple on Smackdown?ย
I know they’ll never go with the double turn, but don’t sleep on Mizย and Maryse’s ability to play both sides of the coin after this program is over.
That title change was U-so Crazy
Seriously? Less than two weeks before WrestleManiaย we get a four starย WrestleManiaย quality tag team match and a title switch? Why wasn’t this saved for ‘Mania? Sure, it would have likely been lost on the pre-show, but it seems odd to have it happening here.ย
Even more WTF’ng is that we still don’t know if the Tag Championships will be defended at WrestleMania. With the recent news of a certain legendary tag team resigning with the company could we be building for a huge surprise title switch in Orlando.
Don’t feed Erick Rowan after midnight
Never feed your cult members after midnight. Never get them wet. Everyone knows this. Apparently Bray Wyatt didn’t follow these simple rules, because last night there were suddenly 25 Eric Rowans.
To get you up to speed on Bray Wyatt’s feud with Randy Orton, Orton became Wyatt’s BFF, then burned down his barn with his sister’s remains inside. Whileย this almost certainly hurt Bray’s feelings, it also gave him super demon powers. And a new satanic walking stick. But instead of attempting to mane Randy for his transgressions, Bray just had his mechanic sheep dudes hold him down while he sang to him.ย
Oh and also, they’ll face off at WrestleMania for the WWEย Championship.ย
Shane McMahon still killing himself for your entertainment
Stop me if this sounds familiar – Shane McMahon gets put in a match with a beloved superstar and everyone is pretty indifferent about it because the storyline build up doesn’t make all that much sense.ย
But then Shane jumps off something really high and lands through a table and we’re suddenly all in. It happened last year, it’s happening this year and Shane is insane. We know he’s going to kill himself at WrestleMania. I’m worried for him.
They definitely aren’t putting him the match for his amazingly realistic striking abilities.ย
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