The Most Bizarre "Sexy" Halloween Costumes for 2019
It's finally October and that means we are deep in Halloween season. Everywhere you look, things [...]
"TO INFINITY SPACE RANGER"
A riff off of Toy Story 4's Buzz Lightyear, this "To Infinity Space Ranger' costume by Yandy doesn't really seem like something that would be suitable for a space ranger as it appears to be mostly a themed bikini, but it does come with a little backpack so at least you have a place to stash your keys? Who knows, but this one seems like it would be better suited for a pool party than Halloween. It's definitely not something we can see Buzz Lightyear in.
prevnext"PLAYTIME SHERIFF"
Keeping with the Toy Story 4 theme, Yandy also has a Woody-inspired costume, the "Paytime Sheriff". Still in the "sexy" category, this one is one that could easily be made a little more family-friendly simply by swapping out the denim-inspired bikini bottoms for jeans. The hat doesn't appear to be included in the costume, though. Sorry, partner.
prevnext"GOT THE JUICE"
It's always nice to see a Beetlejuice-inspired costume and there's a lot to like about this "Got the Juice" one from Yandy. In fact, the retailer has several Beetlejuice-inspired looks, but what lands this one on our list is the odd pant situation. The costume comes with what the company describes as "footless stockings with adjustable garters" for a costume that looks like someone simply cut a section out of Beetlejuice's pants. If you say pants three times does the rest of the costume appear? Overall, though, the top by itself is pretty great and it even comes with the wig.
prevnext"NICEST NEIGHBOR"
We've talked about this one before and there's not fun way to describe it. A "sexy" Mr. Rodgers just seems wrong for so many reasons. Fortunately, though, the uncomfortably specific puppets implying classic Mister Rodgers characters King Friday and Daniel Tiger are not included.
prevnextKILLER SEWER CLOWN
We promised you a "sexy" Pennywise and here it is. The "Killer Sewer Clown" definitely gives us those IT CHAPTER TWO vibes, but the creep factor here isn't so much the clown part it's the idea that somehow a Pennywise-inspired costume could be made "sexy". Have you seen the movie? Not sexy! That said, the costume doesn't have to be Pennywise-inspired. The description indicates that the wig, balloon, and makeup are not included.
prevnext"HAPPY TREE PAINTER:
Happy little trees. That's what Bob Ross told us all to paint, but we have some questions about this "Happy Tree Painter" costume. There's just so much going on here between the "booty shorts" (that's how Yandy describes it) and bushy wig, but the thing we really can't get over is the stuffed squirrel attached to the shoulder.
prevnext"CREEPY KILLER DOLL"
The Child's Play reboot hit theaters this summer, but there is nothing childlike or playful about this particular costume. The "Creepy Killer Doll" costume is pretty straight forward in its description and with it's overall-style bodysuit with exaggerated button accents and striped off the shoulder to it's definitely creepy. The wig, knife, and makeup aren't included, but this whole costume is just scary. Like Chucky.
prevnext"THE CHOSEN ONE ALIEN"
We've saved what might be our favorite for last. "The Chosen One Alien" costume is definitely a play on the Little Green Men from Toy Story -- notice the emblem on the costume? Pizza Planet! -- and it's definitely intended to have a "sexy" style to it, but this one honestly isn't too over the top. It might not exactly be a great choice for taking out trick-or-treating in your neighborhood, but we have to admit the details on this one are pretty fun, from the aforementioned logo to the "alien headband". And, bonus? Aliens are still pretty popular, despite the failed Area 51 raid.
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