Prince William Named World's Sexiest Bald Man, Baffling The Rock, Vin Diesel, Patrick Stewart Fans
A new study has named Prince William as the 'world's sexiest bald man' and the internet is not [...]
Rigged
prevnextThis is obviously rigged and the votes were paid for with the UK’s tax dollars.
1. He isn’t even fully bald.
2. @TheRock, Stanley Tucci, Sir Patrick Stewart, Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Jason Stathem, @BorisKodjoe, I mean literally A LIST of men sexier than Prince William. https://t.co/cI8rRGWun1 pic.twitter.com/LGX3vC81Dc
— Dana Alyss (@DanaAlyss) March 27, 2021
Flawed methodology
prevnextAny "study" that lists Prince William and Mike Tyson as #1 and #2 on a list of sexiest bald men, but Patrick Stewart doesn't even make the list obviously has deeply, deeply flawed methodology.
— April C. (@Appolee) March 27, 2021
Wake up, people!
prevnextMadness is afoot!!!
HOW is it that NOBODY realized the true king of the 'world's sexiest bald man'
'Prince William' is cute, but Stanley Tucci, Shamar Moore, Pitbull & Jason Statham clearly outrank himHowever, NOBODY tops Jean-Luc Picard/Patrick Stewart
— Randette Brown (@Randette_Brown) March 27, 2021
Wake UP, People! pic.twitter.com/1BJDtLfKUc
The Rock is RIGHT there
prevnextHow can prince William be named the sexiest bald man when Dwayne the rock Johnson is literally right there
— irene (@ireneincognito) March 27, 2021
Never
prevnext"Prince William" as sexiest bald man? LOLOLOLOLOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
— GingerNinja Vert der Ferk (@MagicalNinja73) March 27, 2021
No no no no never! Patrick Stewart, The Rock and Stanley Tucci would like a word.
Vin Diesel literally exists
prevnextVin Diesel : exists
— Johnny Xake 🏴🏳️🌈🇺🇲 (@JohnnyXake) March 27, 2021
Also Vin Diesel : Doesn't get nominated as worlds "sexiest bald man" over Prince William pic.twitter.com/5OmS3qjl1y
This definitive list
prevnextBald men sexier than Prince William:
— Josh Warriner (@JoshCWarriner) March 27, 2021
1. Patrick Stewart
2. Every other bald guy
Unbelievable
prevnextCan’t believe Prince William was picked over Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson for sexiest bald man pic.twitter.com/YaL4b8vXW4
— brandon wilkins 🗽 (@monsieurmoscato) March 27, 2021
Mad
prevnextI know my mom is screaming in the heavens that Vin Diesel, LL Cool J, and The Rock didn't win World's Sexiest Bald Man, but Prince William did. Shit, I'm mad for her
— 🍊 HEY HEY YOONGI-AH 🍊 (@theprtyrckhades) March 27, 2021
Even Jesus is displeased
prevThe Roc? Stanley Tucci? Vin Diesel?? YALL WTF, PRINCE WILLIAM? pic.twitter.com/0KjpKAz185
— whatisyourproof (@undergroundbrat) March 27, 2021