Why shave with just any old razor when you can zap hair follicles with Stark Repulsor tech or Mjolnir lighting?
It’s a question that will forever haunt us, thanks to Gillette’s new line of (totally fictional) razorblades inspired by Avengers: Age of Ultron. Assembling only in our imaginations, there's an Iron Man-inspired Repulsor 1 razor, a Thor-inspired Gillette Thunder razor, a Captain America-inspired UltraStrike razor, and a Hulk-inspired XL Gamma razor.
Each razor blade utilizes the special abilities of each Avengers member, turning the most loathsome of morning routines into a super-powered adventure. Honestly, if we could shave with a miniature vibranium shield, we’d never grow beards again. You can see the razors tackle their arch-nemesis, the 5 o'clock shadow.
Avengers: Age of Ultron hits theaters on May 1.