The Internet Is Debating Which 'Sesame Street' Character to Be Stuck on a Desert Island With
It's an age-old question: you're stuck on a deserted island and you can only pick one of whatever [...]
Grover is a legit super hero...
Grover’s a superhero. Just saiyan ? pic.twitter.com/Edu4IFNrsy
— Shroud Savage (@Sherman22415459) March 19, 2019
Cookie always has food, though
Totally doing this as my quickwrote with third graders tomorrow - I am going with Cookie Monster- he is bound to have some hidden food we can use!
— Adrienne Screen (@AdrienneScreen) March 19, 2019
Oscar has a whole house with him!
if oscar still has the trash can, him because he has a whole house in there somehow and we gon' be alright
— nafstad ? (@bust2nut) March 19, 2019
Grover would accidentally find the way off the island
Grover. He will inadvertently stumble on our food and escape. Also his super Grover alter ego.
— Boycott. Blacklash (@TrinbagoTolkien) March 19, 2019
Elmo's gotta die
Obviously Grouch. He’s cynical he’d be the most entertaining. After two days with Elmo you’d want to drown him in the fucking ocean.
— Carson Cash (@WCarsonCash) March 19, 2019
Oscar the Grouch: Sanity Check
A deserted island is no place for naive optimism or inability to ration food. Oscar’s company would be the most like that you encounter in your everyday life, so you stand the best chance retaining sanity with him.
— OB1 Lebowski (@OB1LEBOWSKI) March 19, 2019
Or Oscar as dinner
Oscar. He'd kill himself and I'd be able eat him without guilt
— Cameron Davis (@Bite_Me_World) March 19, 2019
Too hard to choose.
#CookieMonster would come in handy because he will eat *anything*. He’s a walking tool (in the best possible way).
But #Grover is head and shoulders above everyone else. He’s hilarious *and* he can fly.
— kim jansen (@lefthandwoman) March 19, 2019
The most humane answer, truly
What are you doing to these creatures? I'd stay alone because I don't want to submit any Sesame Streeet Character to this horrible ordeal!
— Adam Suzan (@adamsuzan) March 19, 2019