WWE Superlatives

On any given night the superstars of the WWE are want to get on the mic and eloquently (or in Braun Strowman’s case, not so much) state to the audience why they are the best in the business.

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The focal point here is not to examine why they are superstars in the wrestling ring, but to best describe what they do outside of it, during the normal hours of everyday life. Who is the least likely to care if your toe is run over by a truck, or the most likely to become a bagel maker? These are the truly important questions in life after all.

On to the WWE superlatives!

Roman Reigns

Roman Reigns Is Most Likely To Cry At Weddings.

The Roman Empire is quite the imposing figure and is used to just spearing his problems right out of the ring. If you put the big dog at a wedding though? Well, that’s a different story.

The biggest tough guys are often also the biggest softies, and the sight of someone saying “I Do” at the alter is just too much for Roman.

Xavier Woods

Xavier Woods is most likely to sell trombones for a living after retiring from WWE.

Xavier Woods has had quite the career, but it didn’t truly hit its peak until the day he met Francesca. If Woods ever decides to hang up his New Day boots, he would immediately find success opening up a band shop, specifically specializing in Trombones.

He would offer custom trombones with unicorn horns and Booty-O decals, repping the power of positivity no matter where you go.

Alexa Bliss

Alexa Bliss is most likely to take the last donut just so she can throw it away

Alexa Bliss is one of the best villains in the WWE and truly excels at letting the audience know just how little she values their opinion. It’s easy to reconcile then that if there was one donut left in the Krispy Creme box, she would take it for herself.

Bliss would go one better however, not only taking the last delicious treat, but then showing it to you, grabbing the trash can, and smiling as she threw it in the trash can and then stomped on it just to make sure you got the message.

Yeah, pretty cruel stuff.

Bayley

Bayley is most likely to hug a stranger.

The beloved Monday Night RAW superstar Bayley endears herself to more fans every time she walks to the ring, partially because she just can’t help but embrace her cheering fans whenever possible.

That just so happens to extend outside of the arena as well, though at times it can be a bit awkward. Bayley’s a self admitted hugger, and whether you just served her the fettuccini alfredo at Olive Garden, counted her tickets at Dave and Busters or rang her up during her weekly headband purchase, you are bound to get one.

Ric Flair

Ric Flair is most likely to run for Governor.

Some interesting personalities have run for office, and a few of them even managed to get elected. Jessie Ventura, Arnold Schwarzenneger and Booker T most recently have all be associated with various positions in government, so why not the Nature Boy Ric Flair?

Regardless of if he has the right experience, seeing him deliver a press conference would always be entertaining. Between his oversharing of past exploits and the frequent “woooo” chants, it would certainly never be boring.

Besides, sooner or later everyone in the city would either be wearing suits and sunglasses or elaborate bedazzled robes, so that’s got to be worth something right?

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