Nerf's New Mascot Murph Is Already Horrifying the Internet
Elaborate
prevnextHow DOES one describe "Murph"?
Uh... A multicolored humanoid koosh-covered creature wearing an orange jersey + sneakers emblazoned with "NERF"??
Please elaborate if you can... https://t.co/QJHQvUfwRE
— ❌🧈😼🦋 (@LilJortsX) June 17, 2022
Oops
prevnextmurph is p bad at nerf, the point is to not get hit https://t.co/Td2OpTyZKH
— 🐸🐸ₓxˣHer Majesty Myoriko ˣxₓ🐸🐸 (@LumpiaLiker) June 17, 2022
Guide Me
prevnext*Puts My hands together in prayer*
Please guide me Murph, guide me to unleash Nerf animal that has always been in me https://t.co/gVcaCopl86
— In Search of a better name (@ArcEntel) June 17, 2022
Morb
prevnextMy favorite part of Nerf was when Murph yelled "It's Murphin time!" and then he murphed all over those guys https://t.co/qqZBFNNTju
— dnd_drunkle (@DndDrunkle) June 17, 2022
Eternity
prevnextIt's Nerf or N̶o̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ Eternity in the eldritch dimension that birthed Murph, where you will be no doubt driven insane as your soul slowly fades through the great abyss https://t.co/atWtnT6Erp
— jaron, the lorekeeper 🐢 (@JaronOfTheBored) June 17, 2022
In Tears
prevnextwhy am i in tears over murph the nerf mascot
— mira is feeling empty post yj (@spitfireheist) June 17, 2022
Love
prevnextI actually love Murph the Nerf Monster with all my heart
— Hieronymus Blech (@Bruisey) June 17, 2022
Questions
prev*getting escorted out of the hasbro meeting by security*
— girlboss don biggaveli (@rwxoxo) June 17, 2022
ok just one more question, so can murph reload using the darts on his own body and then regrow more so he has a never ending supply of amo?