'Deadpool 2': Ryan Reynolds Announces Tattoos At Brazil Comic Con

Fans attending this weekend's Comic Con Experience in Sao Paulo, Brazil will have the opportunity for a free memory they will never be able to forget.

Deadpool himself is sending a group of tattoo artist to the convention to offer free Deadpool-themed tattoos to fans in attendance. Deadpool, played by Ryan Reynolds, made the announcement in a video released Tuesday morning.

"Ah, Brazil," Deadpool begins. "The beautiful, sun-kissed home of Pele, hairless genitalia, and the world's largest Jared Leto statue. To show my dedication to the legions of Brazilian Deadpool fans I've spent up to 20 minutes on Google translate as well as countless hours watching telenovelas to teach me everything about your official language. That's right, this sexy red-spandex ass taught himself Portuguese. Alright, well, hopefully, I get the accent right. Well, here it goes."

The "accent" Deadpool refers to is actually a woman's voice, which says, "Do you want my body, on yours, forever? Well, let's make those dreams come true. This year, at Brazil Comic Con, I'm sending some moderately-trained tattoo artists to use your bare naked flesh as a beautiful skin canvas letting their ink-filled needles dance across your body like Shakira in a soda commercial. The best part is these are completely free and won't cost you a thing just sign a legally mandated waiver and get ready to take a good ol' back alley roll of the hepatitis dice."

The same voice then goes through the different tattoo options that will be available at CCXP.

"But, let's talk options because this is one decision you're going to be stuck with for a while. Love, like the love I have for my right hand...and nude samba dancing. Family, specifically, your Mom. God, she makes an amazing breakfast. Pride, for your country and its leading export, supermodels. Prison, whether it's your first time or your last, its where you get the best cuddles."

Returning to his own voice, Deadpool concludes by saying, "Look me straight and the nipples and tell me that I didn't just nail that. Now, what are you waiting for? Go to the website below to reserve your spot and you're sure to be the talk of Sao Paulo. Space is limited, so best hurry, because I think we can all agree that there's nothing like a wild day, or night, in Brazil to make a special memory that you'll cherish forever. Just ask the 2016 US men's swimming team. I'm just kidding. They'll probably make some s#!t up."

Deadpool 2 opens in theaters on June 1, 2018. Other upcoming X-Men movies include The New Mutants on April 13, 2018, X-Men: Dark Phoenix on November 2, 2018, and Gambit on February 14, 2019.