Joker, Thanos, and Darth Vader Get Hilarious Parody Obituaries After Controversial Headline About Dead ISIS Leader
This weekend brought the major headline that ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi was killed, after he [...]
Thanos
Controversial environmentalist and rare jewelry collector, Thanos, was murdered today by billionaire Tony Stark #WaPoDeathNotices pic.twitter.com/MALwn8APAg
— Bid Bolton (@bidbolton13) October 27, 2019
"Rare Jewelry Collector" and "Controversial environmentalist" are pure gold, LOL.
Darth Vader
Lord Vader, fearless leader who brought peace to the galaxy, dies at 45 #WaPoDeathNotices pic.twitter.com/gcmAac1pET
— Jake Ulrich (@Jake_Ulrich15) October 27, 2019
Multi-amputee, burn victim and decorated war veteran dies attending family reunion #WaPoDeathNotices pic.twitter.com/b5PhSruzHf
— Madeline Grant (@Madz_Grant) October 28, 2019
I mean... Darth Vader did indeed bring peace to the galaxy. Granted, it was a only after living through and/or causing two lifetimes worth of war, but who's counting?
Emperor Palpatine
Emperor Palpatine, austere holder of emergency powers and advocate for democracy, died after a fall. #WaPoDeathNotices
— Robby Soave (@robbysoave) October 27, 2019
This one is upsetting mostly because it seems like it could easily be reapplied to the obituary of any number of current political leaders.
Killmonger
Erick Killmonger, self-made man, idealist and advocate for home rule, dies peacefully after final request to be united with his ancestors #wapodeathnotices
— Jason Johnson (@DrJasonJohnson) October 27, 2019
"Self-Made Man" is another great spin on a making a villain's backstory sound noble, and "advocate for home rule" is just downright creative trolling.
The Joker
"The Joker, connoisseur of magic tricks, jokes, and making others smile, dies at 35" #WaPoDeathNotices pic.twitter.com/SbY1M28xa0
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) October 27, 2019
That's right, Heath Ledger's Joker wasn't a psychotic murderer, he was just a talented street entertainer trying to help a broken city! Obvs!
Wicked Witch of the West
Wicked Witch of the West, devoted sister, broom enthusiast, died suddenly from oversaturation, age unknown#WaPoDeathNotices
— Emily Brandwin (@CIAspygirl) October 27, 2019
The trolling has mutated beyond the Geek fandoms of Star Wars, DC and Marvel, and is now going fully viral with mainstream movie / TV references, as well. Wicked Witch dying from "Oversaturation" is a nice dig.
The Night King
Night King, supreme leader of masses who gave de@d people second lives K!LLed by a crazy short girl pic.twitter.com/rc6ZmbE3rf
— Anaya_Abbasi (@Anaya_Shanaya) October 28, 2019
Game of Thrones' final season may have been divisive, but the entire fandom seems to be enjoying these kind of burns.
Voldemort
Voldemort, austere political reformer and aspiring school teacher, killed by teen terrorist. #WaPoDeathNotices
— Robby Soave (@robbysoave) October 28, 2019
The way this obit re-spins the Harry Potter mythos is just too perfect.
Hans Gruber
Hans Gruber, bearer bond enthusiast, paramilitary expert, beloved brother of Simon, passed away late Christmas Eve while attempting a free fall parachute jump (sans parachute) while target shooting. Friends reported that Hans was a gifted multitasker #WaPoDeathNotices pic.twitter.com/MaIFJHFk0K
— Majorette Covfefe (@MajoretteC) October 28, 2019
The title Die Hard just makes this joke delicious on so many levels!
Wil E. Coyote
Coyote, entrepreneur, gravitational addict, avid birder, dies episodically#WaPoDeathNotices pic.twitter.com/pQEtOMgPYU
— Brent A. Williams, MD (@BrentAWilliams2) October 28, 2019
At this point, people were just getting downright savage with the trolling! "Dies episodically" LOL!