Internet Reacts to Justin Bieber Calling out Tom Cruise for a Fight
I wanna challenge Tom Cruise to fight in the octagon. Tom if you dont take this fight your scared [...]
We Are Officially In The Matrix
Am I dreaming or did Justin Bieber acc just call out Tom Cruise to fight him? The simulation is glitching harddd
— TheNewAdamb99 (@TheNewAdamb99) June 10, 2019
This situation is literally breaking brains across the Internet.
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At some point tonight Tom Cruise’s agent will have to call Tom Cruise and tell him that Justin Bieber has challenged him to a fight, this is an actual conversation that will happen https://t.co/D4H9tG27cP
— David Allen (@David_Allen55) June 10, 2019
This social media outburst is actually going to turn the wheels of business. Because... Hollywood.
prevnextThe Full Absurdity of It
nobody:
absolutely nobody in the world:
certainly no 25-year-old singers to 56-year-old actors who never really seemed to claim to do this in real life, just pretends in movies, nice and fun for us and for him too:
Justin Bieber to Tom Cruise: ᶠᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵐᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒʷᵃʳᵈ
— Jeremy Woodcock (@jwPencilAndPad) June 10, 2019
Yep, this is all as absurd as it looks, when you lay it out like that.
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— UFC Canada (@UFC_CA) June 10, 2019
Well, you got UFC's attention, Bieber. At least this fight could get the official platform it needs.
prevnextMan Beats Boy
TOM is 56 ..Biebs is 25 ? wyd
— Pravin Purohit (@pravinpurohitz) June 10, 2019
Let's *do* keep in mind that we're actually considering a physical fight between a middle-aged man and man-boy. Is that really something that should be encouraged? On optics alone?
prevnextClear Winner
Tom Cruise would whoop Bieber’s ass with one hand tied behind his back. There I said it.
— DK / Daena Kramer (@justkramer) June 10, 2019Tom is still in amazing athletic shape. He does all his own stunts. And he’s had so much more training OF ALL KINDS than Bieber.
— DK / Daena Kramer (@justkramer) June 10, 2019
Most people agree that n the Bieber vs. Crusie fight, there would be one clear winner. Hint: it's the guy whose practiced beating people up for decades.
prevnextEven Odds
Justin Bieber is 30 years younger and (probably) 5 inches taller than Tom Cruise. I’d bet a large sum that neither man has been in a real fight in his entire life. And yet I would bet a larger sum that Tom Cruise wins this fight. https://t.co/7gjx4RrerB
— Ben Hunt (@EpsilonTheory) June 10, 2019
A lot of fans think that this fight would carry even odds for both men - but that Cruise would would still take the victory.
All in all: It's looking Bieber may have started a fight he can't actually finish.
We'll let you know how this develops...
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