The Internet Is Furiously Debating What It Takes To Be A Real Star Wars Fan
If Star Wars fans thought that the wide, divisive, divide within the fandom would end with The [...]
Do You Even Star Wars, Bro????
Seeing the Star Wars movies does not make you a Star Wars fan.
Actual Star Wars fans have done some of the following:
— Ed Powell (@DrEdPowell) January 2, 2020
* Read the novelizations
* Read books in the EU
* Read new canon books
* Read some comics
* Watched the animated shows
* Participated in SW discussion groups.
Not surprisingly, the first test of a "real" Star Wars fans is just how much of the franchise they've experienced. If you haven't read the novels, comics, or watched the animated series... SPOILER: You don't qualify (according to this guy)!
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As a guy who has done all those things, and written a bunch of Star Wars comics, I'm here to tell you that you're a Star Wars fan if you like Star Wars.
That's it.
Period.
(This kind of fandom gatekeeping is toxic and embarrassing.) https://t.co/3R4UNzOOWS
— Ron Marz (@ronmarz) January 2, 2020
In the opinion of comics writer Ron Marz, the previous tweet in this list is a pretty spot-on example of why the term "toxic fandom" gets thrown around so much these days...
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Oh, you’re a Star Wars fan? Name every one of Vader’s lil robotic toes pic.twitter.com/6wxqgkUPn0
— Shitty Star Wars Posts (@SW_takes) January 2, 2020
This Star Wars account is having fun with that first pretentious tweet about fandom gatekeeping by showing us just how inane the rules for fan qualification can get.
prevnextF*ck Yo Resume!
Hi, I have done all these things, including moderating a message board and running a fan blog and this guy is full of shit.
All you need to be a #StarWars fan is like some #StarWars. Not even all of it! (There is SO MUCH!)
Your "fan resume" means nothing. pic.twitter.com/OFoIyCEjDK
— Dunc (@clubjade) January 2, 2020
This Star Wars geek straight-up calls out the notion of a fandom resume, stating (in no uncertain terms) that the entire concept is ridiculous. (Narrator: "It was.")
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You're not a real #StarWars fan if you put parameters on what makes a real Star Wars fan. pic.twitter.com/ZLrH4ta8hQ
— Karen (@Khallion) January 2, 2020
According to some fans, the only thing that can disqualify you from being a Star Wars fan are rules about who can be a fan. We have spoken.
prevnextCha-Cha Fandom
Seeing the Star Wars movies does not make you a Star Wars fan.
Actual Star Wars fans have done some of the following:
— ben mekler (@benmekler) January 2, 2020
* Slide to the left
* Slide to the right
* Take it back now y'all
* One hop this time
* Right foot let's stomp
* Left foot let's stomp
* Cha cha real smooth https://t.co/VbV9aNaaSL
This Star Wars is just flat-out having fun with these pretentious views. Is there anything the "Cha-Cha Slide" can't fix?
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To be a Star Wars fan you must first
• Bath in wine from Skywalker Ranch
— Lynn *Sky* Walker (@lynnyneal) January 2, 2020
• Have the entire catalogue of legends memorized
• Embark on a pilgrimage to Galaxy Edge by foot
• Can recite the Christmas Special backwards
• Been punch in the face by a Lucasfilm employee
While this is definitely satire, there's great truth in it. A lot of what these "super fans" want as requirements for fandom sound like a cult.
prevnextIt's All About Baby Yoda
Listen up, you’re not a real Star Wars fan if:
-You don’t like baby Yoda
-You don’t love baby Yoda
-You wouldnt risk everything for baby Yoda
-You wouldnt burn down everything for baby Yoda-baby Yoda
— The MandaTORIan (@ToriFett) January 2, 2020
I mean, at this point, loving Baby Yoda is pretty much THE only requirement for Star Wars fandom. Just ask all those bandwagoners who only started getting into the series when Baby Yoda memes took over the Internet.
prevnextEven Non-Fans Agree
Not a Star Wars fan. I literally only like Clone Wars and the Ewok movies... and I know this is 100% BS.
— Jan Arrah (@JanArrah) January 2, 2020
Even viewers who very much do NOT want to call themselves Star Wars fans, agree: rules for fandom are total B.S.
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker is now in theaters. But only real fans are allowed to see it. ?
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